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110 Alok Nath Facts:
1.“Mujhe Betiyon Ke Babuji Ban’na Hey” - Alok Nathwhen teacher asked him what he wanted to bewhen he grew up.
2. According to ‘Hindu Marriage Act’, a girl cannotmarry if Alok Nath disapproves.
3. After Kalyug, It’s going to be ‘Alok-Nath-Yug’.
4. Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at first sight’.
5. Alok Nath believes the ‘F’ in FTV stands for Family.
6. Alok Nath calls Sunny Leone as ‘Sunny Beti’.
7. Alok Nath can destroy his trolls just by sprinklingfew drops of water from his Kamandal and saying“Jaa Main Tujh Hen Shrap Deta Hun”.
8. Alok Nath carried Hanuman-Chalisa to schoolinstead of notebooks.
9. Alok Nath collected all his savings and tried topurchase Rajesh Khanna’s bungalow as it is named‘Aashirwad’.
10. Alok Nath does not sign a movie till there are atleast three crying scenes.
11. Alok Nath eats Prasad as starters.
12. Alok Nath favorite game is football. It is because ofplayers like Kaka, Mata and Nani.
13. Alok Nath gave Dacoit Valmiki such a deep andmassive lecture on Sanskaar that he becamereligious person.
14. Alok Nath goes to KFC to eat his favorite ‘Gaajar kaHalwa’.
15. Alok Nath had all the Senior Citizen privileges sincehe was 6 years old.
16. Alok Nath has just completed level 66 on ‘BarfiCrush’.
17. Alok Nath has never received salary, he alwaysreceived pension.
18. Alok Nath has requested for ‘Saubhagyavati Raho’button on Facebook.
19. Alok Nath has requested for an ‘Aashirwad’ buttonto Twitter.
20. Alok Nath has zero friends because he always turns‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’.
21. Alok Nath is ‘Babuji-Zoned’ at first sight.
22. Alok Nath is father of so many betaas and betisthat when his family decides to go on a vacation,they book a train!
23. Alok Nath is now a worried man, Obama's daughteris getting marriageable.
24. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he bought a new phone and broke coconut on it.
25. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he buys thenewspaper just to read the matrimonial.
26. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he closes his eyeswhen he takes a bath.
27. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he cuts ‘Mathura KePede’ on his birthday.
28. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he distributes'Prasad' after crossing each level in Temple Run.
29. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he removes hisslippers before playing Temple Run.
30. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he was born at theage of 65.
31. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he whips himselfwith leather belt if he sees his own body above knees.
32. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he heard thesong ‘Gandi Baat’, he put ‘Gangajal’ in his ears.
33. Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he walks intoa bar, the bar walks out.
34. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about‘Kanyadaan’ of a girl who is yet to be born.
35. Alok Nath is such a personality that at times hiswife calls him ‘Bhaisaab’.
36. Alok Nath is the original ‘Father of the Nation’.
37. Alok Nath is the SI unit of ‘Sanskar’.
38. Alok Nath Ne Ekk Baar Toot'te Taare Ko Dekh KehBeti Ki Bidae Maang Li.
39. Alok Nath Ne Janam Lete Hi Nurse Ka KanyadaanKar Diya Tha.
40. Alok Nath Ne Sirf Ek Ashlil Movie Dekhi Hey:‘Dropadi Ka Cheer Haran’.
41. Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now wehave ‘Aashirwaad-Atta’.
42. Alok Nath once said “Jeete Raho” to a man andtoday he is known as ‘MDH wale Dadaji’.
43. Alok Nath only saw this season of Big Boss, KyunKi ‘Big Boss Saath 7 Hey’.
44. Alok Nath serves ‘Gangajal’ in cocktail parties.
45. Alok Nath smokes ‘Agarbattis’.
46. Alok Nath snorts Agarbattis at rave parties.
47. Alok Nath strongly disapproves of Mukesh AmbaniBecause his Sanskar met with an accident.
48. Alok Nath used to bunk school for Ram Katha.
49. Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders ‘Haldi KaDoodh’.
50. Alok Nath walks slowly, because of song ‘BabujiZara Dheere Chalo’.
51. Alok Nath wants an “Aashirwad” button on Twitter!
52. Alok Nath was the first person to call ‘Parle’ as‘Parle-G’.
53. Alok Nath was wanted to be Kenya’s “Father of theNation”. So that he could do ‘Kenya-daan’.
54. Alok Nath watches Fast and Furious movieswearing a seat belt.
55. Alok Nath went to Shirdi for his honeymoon.
56. Alok Nath went to Sunburn Music Festival and dida ‘Surya-Namaskar’ over there.
57. Alok Nath went to ‘Vaishno Devi’ for his Bachelor'sparty before marriage.
58. Alok Nath will do item number dance only if it’s‘Bhakti-Sangeet’.
59. Alok Nath won the ‘STAR Parivaar Award’ forFavorite Pita Bread.
60. Alok Nath: “You know nothing of ‘friend-zone’. I am‘Babuji-zoned’.”
61. Alok Nath: a silent guardian, a watchful father, our‘Kanyadaan’ expert.
62. Alok Nath’s caller tune is “Babul Ki Duaayen Leti Ja”.
63. Alok Nath’s CV reads: Degree - MBA in Kanyadaan.Skills - Sanskaar. Experience - done total 1109673Kanyadaan. Hobby - Giving Aashirwaad.
64. Alok Nath’s idea of a music concert is a ‘Mata KaJagrata’.
65. Alok Nath’s talk show would be called “Aashirwadwith Alok”.
66. Alok Nath’s watch displays only ‘Achha’ and ‘Bura’samay.
67. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows: “Last seen doingKanyadaan at..”
68. Alok Nath’s wildest fantasies involve a harmoniumand Reema Lagoo.
69. Angry Birds became 'Sansakari Birds' in AlokNath’s smartphone.
70. Anoop Jalota is Alok Nath’s Yo Yo Honey Singh.
71. Arun Govil grew old and became Alok Nath.
72. 'Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo' song was written whenAlok Nath was young.
73. Breaking News: All the conspiracy behind Alok Nathhas been revealed. It was Rajnikant who started allthis to divert peoples mind from his jokes.
74. Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish andlustful life, but then they met Alok Nath.
75. Even Emran Hashmi can’t kiss Alok Nath daughtersbecause of their Sanskar.
76. Even when Alok Nath clicks his Selfie, he makessure that his 52 family members, 3 servants,Krishan ji ki murti and 2 dogs.
77. Every Christmas, Alok Nath fills stockings withAashirwad.
78. For Alok Nath, ‘Ram Chahe Leela Chahe LeelaChahe Ram’ is a bhajan.
79. Future Breaking News: Tour operators to launch‘Alok Nath Yatra’ to clean all your sins.
80. Gandhi Ji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath.81. Gods take blessings from Alok Nath.
82. If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss then every morningwill start with a Hanuman Chalisa and aarti of MataRani.
83. If Chuck Norris & Rajnikanth make love to NirupaRoy at the same time & if they have a baby boy,that boy will grow old to become Alok Nath.
84. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture toattend his daughter’s wedding.
85. Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon, Toh Emraan Hashmi BhiSanskari Hon Jata Hey.
86. Kalyug was started when Alok Nath did a negativerole in 'Bol Radha Bol'.
87. Koi Ladki Unh Sehn Chhu Naa Jaye Ess Liye, AlokNath Ji Ne Aaj Tak Touch Screen Phone Nahi Liya.
88. Number of Kanyadaan done by Alok Nath is stillhigher than the number of days attended by anarticle in his article ship.
89. Once Alok Nath bought a new MacBook laptop andbroke coconut on it.
90. Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today weknow that boy as Arvind Kejriwal.
91. Once Rajnikanth opened Ramayana and Alok Nathwas born.
92. Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that AlokNath didn’t give her Sanskars, else her life would'vebeen hopeless and she would've been jobless.
93. Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song? Answer: ‘OppaSamdhan Style!’
94. Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was aWerewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
95. Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars inDhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
96. Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive? Answer:Sanskar
97. Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team.
98. Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch someAlok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.
99. Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskargiven by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.
100. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.
101. This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink'Charnamrat' on the rocks.
102. When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives heraashirwad.
103. When Alok Nath caught a thief, he took him to'Mata Ki Chowkie' instead of police chowkie!
104. When Alok Nath decides to get modern he wears‘dhotis with zips’.
105. When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khanbehaves like a good son.
106. When Alok Nath parties, it means tea party.
107. When Alok Nath plays temple run, he runsTOWARDS the temple.
108. When Alok Nath was born doctor said, “BadhaaiHon, Babuji Huye Hey”.
109. When Alok Nath was born, Doctor gave him to hisfather and said, "Mubarak Hon, Betiyon Ka BaapHuwa Hai".
110. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’mfeeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”.
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